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    Topic: *A Wife is like a TV*  (Read 1915 times)

    alvi332
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    « on: April 05, 2011, 06:27:06 AM »
    *A Wife is like a TV*
    **A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE**

    At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

    When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE

    Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

    TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

    But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

    Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding

    TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

    MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)


    Most Importantly:

    TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do
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    « Reply #1 on: April 06, 2011, 11:42:37 PM »
    lol that was funny but i don't think it has anything to do with Movie Reviews. so better to post it in a right thread.
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    « Reply #2 on: April 08, 2011, 05:24:41 AM »
    I Think it would be interesting Smiley
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    « Reply #3 on: May 30, 2011, 12:10:28 PM »
    WOW

    its awesome....

    but dear one thing i would like to tell you that .. no life without wife.... Smiley
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    « Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011, 04:39:38 AM »
    Its really funny
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    « Reply #5 on: July 04, 2011, 10:51:05 AM »
    wow

    what a comparison ...

    i like it
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    « Reply #6 on: July 06, 2011, 12:13:29 AM »
    that was nice i like it.
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    « Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 10:44:43 PM »
    What you think about Husband?
    Lolz
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    « Reply #8 on: August 01, 2011, 08:01:39 AM »
    Quote from: Aditi on July 12, 2011, 10:44:43 PM
    What you think about Husband?
    Lolz

    "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

    "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

    "I know all that."

    "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

    "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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    « Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 06:48:02 AM »
    wow what a comparison   i like it.... 

    so girl friend is more suitable
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    « Reply #10 on: August 23, 2011, 03:56:24 AM »
    i didn't see the movie yet...
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    « Reply #11 on: August 29, 2011, 09:50:33 AM »
    Quote from: roosevelt92 on August 23, 2011, 03:56:24 AM
    i didn't see the movie yet...

    which movie you didn't watch yet....
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    « Reply #12 on: December 28, 2011, 11:14:41 PM »
    A man goes to a phsychiatrist because of his total obsession
    with .

    The phychiatrist sits him down and starts showing him
    pictures of ink blots.

    Every time the man sees an ink blot picture, he tells the
    phsychiatrist that he can see a naked woman.

    "This is incredible," says the phychiatrist.
    "Whatever test I give you, you see a naked woman. You really
    do have a problem."

    "I have a problem?" replies the man. "Your the one showing
    me all the dirty pictures!".
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