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« on: June 30, 2011, 06:13:55 AM » |
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Life never turns the way we want,
but we live it the best way we can.
there is no perfect life but we can fill it with perfect moments..
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ashish.bhatnagar
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2011, 08:05:33 PM » |
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Ya very true I like it thanks for sharing this.
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roosevelt92
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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2011, 03:06:32 AM » |
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life is so precious ...
so should try try to live it happily at every moments ...
so must do some special so that others should know you ...
Always try to make others one happy ...
because the once we lost we can't get it back...
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SunilSamuel
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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2011, 10:48:43 AM » |
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A taxi driver was having a bad day.
First he spilt diesel all over his arm whilst filling up.
Whilst driving along he set his sleeve on fire, whilst trying to light a fag, he was flapping it about out of the window trying to douse the flames when he got pulled by the police!.
They charged him "with waving about an illegal fire arm".
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areecka
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2011, 08:05:55 AM » |
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Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are.
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SunilSamuel
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2011, 07:55:51 AM » |
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Wife going to USA
Wife: Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an english girl
Wife returns from USA
Husband:where's my gift?
Wife:wait for 9 months
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meetsalman
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2011, 11:56:37 PM » |
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very nice SMS really.
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roosevelt92
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2011, 05:03:53 AM » |
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Very nice SMS, thanks a lot.
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SunilSamuel
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2011, 07:59:23 AM » |
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Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2011, 06:11:36 AM » |
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the opposite of Love is not Hate but to Avoid
if u don't Love me than Hate me
but
Please.....
don't AVOID me......
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SunilSamuel
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2011, 08:11:12 AM » |
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George was a bad loser. When he was cleaned out in a poker game for
very high stakes, he slapped his hand on the table and got up to
leave. As he walked past, he couldn't resist insulting Max McTavish,
the bald man who had cleaned him out.
As George walked past, he ran a hand over Max's bald head and said
sarcastically, "Your head feels just like my wife's arse."
Max put a hand to his head and said, "By crikey, mate. You're right.
It does!"
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SunilSamuel
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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2011, 09:46:37 AM » |
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While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the "good old days. "Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?" "Yup, we sure are," Roy replied. "Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man asked. The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson. Maybe for our fiftieth, I'll go down there and get her."
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ScottMendel
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« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2012, 10:16:59 PM » |
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump.
When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete.
When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away.
When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, "I don't trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away."
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2012, 03:06:06 AM » |
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Both of you must feel this is the right time to introduce into your relationship and reach that decision without any pressure. --------- Porn videos |
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