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« on: May 30, 2011, 07:38:24 AM » |
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Boy: I wanna tell you something
Girl: Its not good to talk while eating
After eating
Girl: Now tell me
Boy: There was a cockroach in your food
Moral: Kabhi-2 kisi dusre ki bhi sunne chaiye
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MichleJohn
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2011, 12:19:28 PM » |
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nice joke
here is another good one
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hairon the floor. "Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy?" asked the barber. "Don't be so stupid, I'm only three!!" said the girl!
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rani
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2011, 11:01:30 AM » |
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"Gaaye aur "Bill" riste me behan hai
ab app soch rhe honge ki kasie ??
main batata huu kaise ?
Gaaye Mata hote hai or billi maasi....
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SunilSamuel
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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 11:36:08 AM » |
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Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to
Montreal.
Johnson: Montreal! "Nothing comes from there except hookers and hockey
players!"
Boss: Listen pal, my wife comes from there!
Johnson, without missing a beat replies, "No kidding! What position
does she play?"
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Aditi
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Love is the slowest form of Suicide
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2011, 01:45:10 AM » |
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Oh
Shit
ha ha ha
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ashish.bhatnagar
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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2011, 08:09:14 PM » |
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hihihihhihi nice one I like the joke.It is important to listen the suggestion of other person sometimes it helps you.
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SunilSamuel
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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2011, 10:47:06 AM » |
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
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roosevelt92
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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 06:15:46 AM » |
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Great jokes.
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SunilSamuel
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2011, 07:55:34 AM » |
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One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed." The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see." The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game. The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" asked the bartender. The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years."
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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2011, 06:10:04 AM » |
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.
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SunilSamuel
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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2011, 08:09:20 AM » |
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This guy goes into a doctor's office. The doctor says, "Oh, Mr. Jones! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?" The guy shrugs and says, "Well I guess I'll have the bad news first." "Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours to live," the doctor replies. The man is distraught, "24 hours to live? That's horrible! What could be worse than that? What's the VERY bad news?" The doctor folds his hands and sighs, "The very bad news is...I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."
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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2011, 01:26:51 AM » |
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One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!" Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?" Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"
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SunilSamuel
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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2011, 09:45:14 AM » |
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"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man. "Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend. "I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."
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MykelWade
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« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2011, 02:33:57 AM » |
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Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money.
She says that whatever lands inside the circle is for God, and whatever lands outside of the circle she keeps.
The redhead then draws a line, stands on it, and throws up all of her money. She said that whatever lands on the right side of the line is for God, and whatever lands on the left side she keeps.
The blonde throws up her money, and yells,"God, whatever you catch is yours, and whatever you don't I get to keep."
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