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SunilSamuel
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« on: September 29, 2011, 09:45:25 AM » |
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A young girl had been suffering from severe headaches and had tests run by her doctor. The doctor said, "I'm sorry miss, but you have a massive brain tumor."
The girl started crying and said to her mom, "I'm only 15 years old. I don't want to die."
The doctor said, "Well this is modern medicine. There is an experimental technique for a brain transplant, but it's expensive and not covered by insurance."
The girl's mother said, "Don't worry, dear. How much does it cost?"
The doctor replied, "Well, a male brain is $1,000,000 and the female brain is $25,000."
The mom said, "No problem. But why is the male brain more expensive then the female brain?" The doctor replied, "Because the female brain is USED!"
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gohost1
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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2011, 04:16:41 AM » |
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SunilSamuel
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2011, 11:26:33 AM » |
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"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
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baliromavilas
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2011, 01:45:04 PM » |
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SunilSamuel
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2011, 10:14:55 AM » |
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Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!
husband: What should i do now?
Doctor - Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don't sleep with her!
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kristinaalford
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2011, 05:08:23 AM » |
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All Out of Anaesthetic
A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled.
He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her to jab it hard into the patient's butt when the signal was given, so it would take his attention away from the tooth extraction.
It all happened in an instant.
The nurse, patient, and pliers were in place. The signal was given, and the nurse bayoneted the patient with the needle just as the dentist yanked the tooth.
Afterwards, the dentist asked, "Hurt much?"
The patient hesitated, "Didn't hardly feel it come out. And, man, those roots were really deep!"
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